Often, when people first meet me, they ask what it was like to have gone to outer space. What it could have possibly been like, flying through the atmosphere at hundreds of thousands of miles per hour. Getting to see the world from such an amazing perspective from the heavens. I’m not really sure why they ask me these things, given that I’m not an astronaut, nor will I ever be.
I am however, the third member of the Skimmer’s Digest Board of Dictators. After having somehow been put into a place of moderate power, I plan to force my half-informed views upon the masses. Why think for yourself when you can let me do that for you? Trust me, it will be a lot easier for all of us. I look forward to harassing Dirty Dan.