Hitler Nazi Aliens?

Okay to be honest, I have no idea exactly how I found this crap but here we go.

DISCLAIMER: This is merely satire, I do not hold or support any of the beliefs discussed in this post, nor do I wish to insult anyone. I just found it so here it is.

Esoteric Hitlerism. Esoteric Nazism.

What a wonderful way to start out this post but please bear with me. Three lines in and you’ve already seen Hitler, Nazi, and Alien written on this page. Its not what you think it is, because I don’t even know what it is, so let’s get educated.

Alright so basically these old scientist dudes think that Hitler’s idea of an Aryan race is actually stemmed from when aliens put a race of blonde-haired, blue-eyed people on Earth a long ass time ago in Iceland and Greenland. These Aryan people are supposedly descendants of the most powerful Alien king dude.

This is absolutely ridiculous. What kind of drugs must people be on to think that Hitler and Nazism stemmed from an ancient alien race of Nordic people?

But wait there’s more!

These weird ass, fake scientist people are all over the place and straight Billy Mays this shit, giving you two idiotic “conspiracies” for the price of one! (Only if you call within the next 10 minutes. $4.99 for shipping and handling.) 

This is where their ideas get a bit touchy because they attempt to explain the Holocaust. Now there is no possible way they’re right and I think its kind of fucked up because they’re practically poking fun a one of the greatest tragedies in history. But here it is: Hitler’s Aryan race of ancient Nordic alien kings committed the atrocities of the Holocaust because the Jewish race and faith worship and are the descendants of a lesser dark alien demon king type thing.

Now they’re just taking a piss. These hippie acid head “scientists” think the Holocaust was a warning for when the Aryan alien gods will rise up with their fleet of UFO’s and destroy all those who worship the dark evil alien demon god.

What the actual fuck. Lets try and piece this into one strange sentence.

The Nazis were actually ancient alien viking kings who went to rid the earth of a race of evil space demon worshipers.

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