I Am a Psychic

I was sitting on the couch with Aiden and Dirty Dan watching the Sox-Tigers game, when the manager of the Detroit Tigers strolled out of the dugout. He’s this 40-something, 5-o’clock shadow looking guy. The other guys discussed how he looked like he could be a pitcher on his off day. The guy just looked young, but in the way that people who aren’t young look young. Very good looking guy, and all three of us could easily believe that he’s ten years younger than he actually is. I casually mentioned that he looked as though he has two daughters.

At first they just stare at me like I said the stupidest, most random thing that has ever been said. But then he was shown on the screen again. Their faces both went from confused, to shocked, to amused as they realized he did appear to be the sort of character who might have a couple of daughters. Aiden was the first to admit that yeah, he does look like such a man. Dirty Dan took that shit to Wikipedia and found that he did in fact have exactly two daughters, basically proving I have some kind of sixth sense about this stuff.

I have no idea how I’m going to use this skill in the future, but I’m sure I’ll find some way to market it. This is a million dollar ability that I’m going to ride all the way to the bank. Look out, men of the world. I can tell exactly how many daughters you have.

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