Insane Clown Posse to March On Washington

UnknownMy God that is a headline I never thought I would have to write. I’m sick to my stomach about this. As if it’s not bad enough that Massachusetts, my home state, is about to be be infested with bastard ducks, the place I spend most of the year living in is about to have the only thing worse: Juggalos. This is a bad day to be me.

From the Insane Clown Posse themselves:

“Just a quick update, Fam (I’ll post more later in the Hatchet Herald): Among the many fresh announcements at the ICP seminar that were dropped at Gathering 17, the most incredible and controversial of all was the announcement from Violent J that a date has been set for the long-awaited and much-speculated-about Juggalo March on Washington, D.C.!

The march will officially commence in D.C. at the National Mall on Saturday, September 16, 2017. The day before will be JCW wrestling and night 1 of an amazing FREE concert and following the march in the afternoon there will be another def night of music. Sunday the 17th there will be Juggalo picnic in the park of enjoying each other’s company.”

I think I’d rather be with those fucking birds than with these people. I do not like the Insane Clown Posse. Their music is weird, and their outward appearance makes me uncomfortable. I’m not too big on normal clowns, let alone insane ones. And Juggalos are worse than the actual band. They’re a massive horde of people who like the Insane Clowns. You have to be fucked in the head to like that music. They also paint themselves like clowns, but are scarier because there’s more of them. I don’t want to be anywhere near them.

If you need me in mid-September of 2017, I will be literally anywhere but D.C.

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