Alright so I’m well aware that this isn’t breaking news. This happened on Monday night, and right now it’s 5:30 PM on Friday. I needed a few days to process my emotions in order to …

It has taken me months to come to terms with the fact that I’m actually afraid of the Cubs. I’ve known the Sox were making the playoffs since at least July, but now that we’re …

I hang out at Dan’s house pretty often, mostly because he has a puppy and an air conditioner. Usually it’s a decent enough time. His mom usually feeds me, I can steal his soda when …

Thank God I’m not famous. Thank God I get like 40 readers a day on a shitty blog with my friends. Thank God the only person who likes my Facebook posts is my mom. If …

Bonjour Skimmers, As much as I wish I was announcing the title of a soon to be released feature film about my exploits as a Mountie, I’m actually here to tell you something much less …

Alright, so I am not good at sports. Just not good. Can’t play. I have a decent free throw, and I will school almost anyone in a game of one-on-one, but besides those benign basketball …

As a Redskins fan raised in Massachusetts, I have a lot of mixed feelings about the┬áPatriots. I both hate them (mostly for being good) and love them (for reminding me of home). I don’t want …

When I think of Lil Wayne, I think of cough syrup, weed, and New Orleans. New Orleans makes me think of drinking, and therefore drinking comes to mind when I think of Lil Wayne. Syrup, …

I woke up in a bad mood today, which is weird. Usually the only mood I’m in when I wake up is sleepy. Not today though. Today I was fucking livid. I couldn’t figure out …

For once I’m not talking about crazy baseball players when I say “loons.” I am actually talking about birds. Loons are sorta like ducks that make scary noises. That is fucking terrifying. I don’t want …

Chris Sale is an absolute nut. He hated the throwback jerseys he, along with the rest of the White Sox, were supposed to wear when he was starting the other day. He hated the jersey …

Wow, I thought it was a bad year to be a Republican (so bad that I stopped being one), but it’s proven to be just as ugly for the Democrats. First, they had some commie …

Welcome to the adult world Chris Sale. When your boss tells you to do something you do it. Even if that thing is wearing an ugly costume for my amusement. Reports coming out of Chicago …

I was born late in 1996. By the time that I was listening to rap, it was some time around 2010 or 2011. I can’t remember exactly when, I just know Mac Miller was a …

As I write this, the GOP just finished their convention, the DNC just had a bunch of real sketchy emails leaked on WikiLeaks. Shouts to my boy Julian Assange for founding that site, love me …

There I was, minding my own business at the Sox game tonight, when I looked up at the board. That’s when I made a very startling realization: we didn’t actually win World War Two. Facing …

I take full responsibility for tonight’s loss to the Minnesota Twins. Not only did I blog earlier today about how good the Red Sox are, but then I had the audacity to show my face …

Lil Dicky is every college guy’s favorite rapper in the game right now. He’s clever, outrageous, and almost more importantly, it feels like he’s one of us. LD is a graduate of the University of …

As you can probably imagine, I see a lot of headlines. I scroll through a long list of news sources every day trying to find decent goings on to write about. In doing this, I …

When it comes to sports, I’m not big into statistics, or analysis, or knowing all the players’ names. The only thing I trust when it comes to making sports predictions is my gut. Even when …