I don’t know how many of you have noticed, and I’m not sure we have enough readers for anyone to care, but there are ads on our blog now. Please don’t abandon us because we’ve …

It doesn’t matter what kind of fucking phone you buy, they’re all stupid, expensive, and made to either break or become obsolete within the next four years. And don’t get me started on the data …

Not only is Hawaii covered in beautiful beaches and landscapes, but they are on their way to making American history. Get ready to have your minds blown. I’m not sure how long it’s going to …

Boxing is an interesting sport with a lot of angry little men sustaining great amounts of head trauma. I guess all of the head trauma sometimes causes boxers to do some interesting things. Let’s take …

Who remembers July 2, 1990? I certainly don’t, seeing as that I wasn’t born until ’96, but I’m sure Vanilla Ice remembers. July 2, 1990 was the day his hit single “Ice, Ice, Baby” officially …

I love the woods. Hiking, camping, etc., but I’m gonna be really pissed if they get all fucked up because of people. I’m not a save the Earth, tree-hugging hippie, but the woods are a …

Okay to be honest, I have no idea exactly how I found this crap but here we go. DISCLAIMER: This is merely satire, I do not hold or support any of the beliefs discussed in this …