Growing up less than one hour from Boston, one thing that is absolute fact is that Harvard University is the ultimate authority on all things intellectual or as they would say (I’m totally kidding, they …

Please read this article first, or don’t. I don’t really care. I first saw this article and thought it was a joke, maybe some exaggeration. But NOPE! This 12-year-old is going to Cornell! Sorry to deliver …

Thank God I’m not famous. Thank God I get like 40 readers a day on a shitty blog with my friends. Thank God the only person who likes my Facebook posts is my mom. If …

It was just your average drive around town. Some friends and I were cruising when I saw this lawn sign. It gave me a good laugh when I saw it, but then it made me …

The other day I was in Christmas Tree Shops buying cards ’cause those shits are cheap there, when I came upon an interesting descriptor. A humorous Jewish birthday card? I saw the front of the …

Bonjour Skimmers, As much as I wish I was announcing the title of a soon to be released feature film about my exploits as a Mountie, I’m actually here to tell you something much less …

Not only is Hawaii covered in beautiful beaches and landscapes, but they are on their way to making American history. Get ready to have your minds blown. I’m not sure how long it’s going to …

So, in the Tampa area they recently found some crabs. Now, this is oddly enough not due to being one of the strip club strongholds of the world. Rather, they are this odd thing known …

Alright, so I saw on Twitter that the DNC had about 20,000 emails leaked. Some of them seem to be pretty bad as well. That being said, none of it is surprising. It’s stuff like …