Alright so I’m well aware that this isn’t breaking news. This happened on Monday night, and right now it’s 5:30 PM on Friday. I needed a few days to process my emotions in order to …

Hallalujah is originally by Leonard Cohen, but Jeff Buckley did it the best. His version is sad, almost mournful. Frankly, Buckley’s version is just better.

I hang out at Dan’s house pretty often, mostly because he has a puppy and an air conditioner. Usually it’s a decent enough time. His mom usually feeds me, I can steal his soda when …

As we near the anniversary of Robin Williams’ death, which is August 11, take the time to remember when he was at his funniest. The man’s stand up was hysterical, and “Live at the Met” …

I don’t know how many of you have noticed, and I’m not sure we have enough readers for anyone to care, but there are ads on our blog now. Please don’t abandon us because we’ve …

Growing up less than one hour from Boston, one thing that is absolute fact is that Harvard University is the ultimate authority on all things intellectual or as they would say (I’m totally kidding, they …

This week’s Friday Feelies is “Wish You Were Here,” by Pink Floyd. Now, I’m not a big Pink Floyd guy, but this is an awesome song. Actually, this and “Another Brick in the Wall” are …

I listen to a lot of WEEI. I read what people write, and I get angry about what people I don’t know say on Twitter. I am a diehard Red Sox fan, and I hate …

Please read this article first, or don’t. I don’t really care. I first saw this article and thought it was a joke, maybe some exaggeration. But NOPE! This 12-year-old is going to Cornell! Sorry to deliver …

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is perhaps the most well-known composer of all time. Known as a child prodigy primarily, he performed before royalty at the age of five. By the time he was seventeen, he was …

Thank God I’m not famous. Thank God I get like 40 readers a day on a shitty blog with my friends. Thank God the only person who likes my Facebook posts is my mom. If …

America needs leadership. We do not need an egotistical maniac, and we do not need a corrupt sociopath. We do not need a politician. Some have suggested that we need a singer. I say we …

It was just your average drive around town. Some friends and I were cruising when I saw this lawn sign. It gave me a good laugh when I saw it, but then it made me …

Lately, Melanie has been helping a competitor. She has been supporting the enemy, and it must be stopped. She is making this a hostile work environment. I do not feel safe around her. Lately, Melanie …

The other day I was in Christmas Tree Shops buying cards ’cause those shits are cheap there, when I came upon an interesting descriptor. A humorous Jewish birthday card? I saw the front of the …

When you think of Disney, you probably think of good, all American fun. You may even think of a place for families. You may even think of a place that is for children, and not …

Bonjour Skimmers, As much as I wish I was announcing the title of a soon to be released feature film about my exploits as a Mountie, I’m actually here to tell you something much less …

It doesn’t matter what kind of fucking phone you buy, they’re all stupid, expensive, and made to either break or become obsolete within the next four years. And don’t get me started on the data …

Let’s be real for a minute here: there is no way the Olympics will happen. I firmly believe that, but I don’t even think it’s a bold statement anymore. The world has watched and worried …

Boxing is an interesting sport with a lot of angry little men sustaining great amounts of head trauma. I guess all of the head trauma sometimes causes boxers to do some interesting things. Let’s take …