Growing up less than one hour from Boston, one thing that is absolute fact is that Harvard University is the ultimate authority on all things intellectual or as they would say (I’m totally kidding, they …

Please read this article first, or don’t. I don’t really care. I first saw this article and thought it was a joke, maybe some exaggeration. But NOPE! This 12-year-old is going to Cornell! Sorry to deliver …

Thank God I’m not famous. Thank God I get like 40 readers a day on a shitty blog with my friends. Thank God the only person who likes my Facebook posts is my mom. If …

It was just your average drive around town. Some friends and I were cruising when I saw this lawn sign. It gave me a good laugh when I saw it, but then it made me …

The other day I was in Christmas Tree Shops buying cards ’cause those shits are cheap there, when I came upon an interesting descriptor. A humorous Jewish birthday card? I saw the front of the …

Bonjour Skimmers, As much as I wish I was announcing the title of a soon to be released feature film about my exploits as a Mountie, I’m actually here to tell you something much less …

Let’s be real for a minute here: there is no way the Olympics will happen. I firmly believe that, but I don’t even think it’s a bold statement anymore. The world has watched and worried …

Not only is Hawaii covered in beautiful beaches and landscapes, but they are on their way to making American history. Get ready to have your minds blown. I’m not sure how long it’s going to …

Aside from a tasty dish for hicks south of Virginia, it turns out Chile is actually a country as well. And it also turns out that Chile’s capital city of Santiago is ripe with political …

Who remembers July 2, 1990? I certainly don’t, seeing as that I wasn’t born until ’96, but I’m sure Vanilla Ice remembers. July 2, 1990 was the day his hit single “Ice, Ice, Baby” officially …

For once I’m not talking about crazy baseball players when I say “loons.” I am actually talking about birds. Loons are sorta like ducks that make scary noises. That is fucking terrifying. I don’t want …

So, in the Tampa area they recently found some crabs. Now, this is oddly enough not due to being one of the strip club strongholds of the world. Rather, they are this odd thing known …

Wow, I thought it was a bad year to be a Republican (so bad that I stopped being one), but it’s proven to be just as ugly for the Democrats. First, they had some commie …

Ignorance. Pure ignorance to be throwing out there, Aiden. Did we really win WWII? Of course we won WWII. We didn’t just win WWII on the battlefields. We won it on islands. We won it …

There I was, minding my own business at the Sox game tonight, when I looked up at the board. That’s when I made a very startling realization: we didn’t actually win World War Two. Facing …

Alright, so I saw on Twitter that the DNC had about 20,000 emails leaked. Some of them seem to be pretty bad as well. That being said, none of it is surprising. It’s stuff like …

As you can probably imagine, I see a lot of headlines. I scroll through a long list of news sources every day trying to find decent goings on to write about. In doing this, I …

Apparently McDonald’s is building a giant new head quarters in Chicago. That seems to be a completely random city, but it makes sense when you consider how fat everyone in the Midwest is. McDonald’s should …

Per BBC: The Russian Olympic Committee (ROC) and 68 Russian athletes attempted to overturn the suspension, implemented by the body that governs world athletics. But the Court of Arbitration for Sport (Cas) has ruled it …

Often, when people first meet me, they ask what it was like to have gone to outer space. What it could have possibly been like, flying through the atmosphere at hundreds of thousands of miles …

There I was, out in the brutally cold elements. I could hear a pack of wolves, who had once been long in the distance, now only a few hundred yards back. The wind whipped at …