I hang out at Dan’s house pretty often, mostly because he has a puppy and an air conditioner. Usually it’s a decent enough time. His mom usually feeds me, I can steal his soda when …

I don’t know how many of you have noticed, and I’m not sure we have enough readers for anyone to care, but there are ads on our blog now. Please don’t abandon us because we’ve …

Please read this article first, or don’t. I don’t really care. I first saw this article and thought it was a joke, maybe some exaggeration. But NOPE! This 12-year-old is going to Cornell! Sorry to deliver …

America needs leadership. We do not need an egotistical maniac, and we do not need a corrupt sociopath. We do not need a politician. Some have suggested that we need a singer. I say we …

Lately, Melanie has been helping a competitor. She has been supporting the enemy, and it must be stopped. She is making this a hostile work environment. I do not feel safe around her. Lately, Melanie …

It doesn’t matter what kind of fucking phone you buy, they’re all stupid, expensive, and made to either break or become obsolete within the next four years. And don’t get me started on the data …

Let’s be real for a minute here: there is no way the Olympics will happen. I firmly believe that, but I don’t even think it’s a bold statement anymore. The world has watched and worried …

I’ve listened to a painful amount of Bruce Springsteen over the past week. I’m pretty sure my ears are bleeding and the damage done to my cochleas is irreversible, but it’s all for this review: …

It’s time that everyone gets on the Trump Train. Not because he would be a good President, but to avoid the internment camps. We all know that they’re keeping track of who votes for who …

I woke up in a bad mood today, which is weird. Usually the only mood I’m in when I wake up is sleepy. Not today though. Today I was fucking livid. I couldn’t figure out …

As I write this, the GOP just finished their convention, the DNC just had a bunch of real sketchy emails leaked on WikiLeaks. Shouts to my boy Julian Assange for founding that site, love me …

“Pokemonkey,” as my parents have called it on more than several occasions, has taken the world by storm. Pokemon Go is the app of the summer, recently gaining more downloads from the App Store during …

It’s 2016, and I don’t think we can kid ourselves about the Nicholas Sparks anymore. Because I have girlfriend, I was subjected to the latest 90 minute eye-roll, “The Choice.” In this one, you get to …

This is something that has been bothering the crap out of me for over a year now. Why do college aged guys think that Bieber is good all of a sudden? He’s not. He is …

Really big news here. A few hours ago I was at my local Stop & Shop checking out the soda aisle looking for a beverage to enjoy. Just as I was telling Dirty Dan how …

Who is worse, Roger Goodell or Adolf Hitler? Starting with Hitler, the struggling, starving artist. Sure, he murdered millions (pretty evil) but he was always up front and honest about how much he didn’t like …

Usually it takes at least a solid ten years of complete and utter irrelevance for a former celebrity to reach the point that Johnny Football is at right now. However, Manziel has transitioned seamlessly from …